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Funny Coincidence

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by buZZsaw BRAD, Feb 7, 2020.

  1. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Nope. Drove by it again a little while ago and still there. No saw and rain down here.
    This weekend. I have to build a quick homeless shelter for locust!
     
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    I know that at one time there were a couple homeless living down there by the RR tracks right near the wood ; maybe you could stack it at their shelter.
     
  3. Sandhillbilly

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    He about this for a plan...?
    2 guys in a pickup, both named buzzsaw.
    One is driving, the other in the passenger seat holding a chainsaw that has been warmed up so it will start on the first rip.(probably should use a husky) The buzzsaw driving approaches said locust score at a slow crawl and the other bails out with chainsaw in hand. Buzzsaw with saw quickly proceeds to the objective and begins to buck the subject into manageable rounds. Meanwhile the buzzsaw in the pickup drives around the block repeatedly. Each time he approaches the score he slows the pickup down to a crawl while the buzzsaw on the ground pitches a round or perhaps two (depending on speed) into the back of the pickup. Repeat until all the desired wood is loaded. Driver circles the block once more, turning on the hazard flashers & slows to a stop while leaning over & opening the door for the buzzsaw on the ground to quickly hop back in. Then the 2 buzzsaws can safely proceed to a processing area & divy up the booty!
    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:

    You’re welcome
     
  4. buzz-saw

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    Awesome , this sounds like the start of the new buzzsaw reality TV series.
     
  5. sirbuildalot

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    In all seriousness, could two guys lift the log into Brads truck?
     
  6. buzz-saw

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    I would guess probably not , could probably get it with a couple cuts.

    What does Brad think?
     
  7. brenndatomu

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    I still say a cordless chainsaw would add some stealth factor to this operation...;)
     
  8. buZZsaw BRAD

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    buZZsaw & buzz-saw...sounds like a lawfirm! Log will be mine soon! I will move, buck, then load
     
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    mine is out getting ported!:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Screen Shot 2020-02-14 at 10.39.01 AM.png

    The universe is trying to guide you, or something like that.
     
  11. Sandhillbilly

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    Does that mean it’ll be 240 volts
     
  12. buZZsaw BRAD

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    just following up for anyone following. I got the wood yesterday morning. Posted thread
    Mission: ACCOMPLISHED!
     
  13. Backwoods Fellin'

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    Hope you bought a lottery ticket that day:bug:
     
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