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Tale of the 100 m.p.h. Goat....................

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  1. rottiman

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    Two West Virginia rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking

    along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it

    and were amazed at its size.

    The first hunter said, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the

    bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

    The second hunter said, "I don't know. Let's throw something down

    there, listen, and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

    The first hunter said, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission

    over there. Give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."

    So they picked up the transmission, carried it over to the hole,

    counted one-two-three, and heaved it in.

    They were standing there looking over the edge of the hole and

    listening when they heard a rustling behind them. As they turned

    around, they saw a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up

    to the hole, and, without hesitation, jump in head first.

    While they were standing there staring at each other in amazement,

    they peered into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all

    about.

    Just then an old farmer sauntered up. "Say there," said the farmer,

    "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did

    you?"

    The first hunter said, "Funny you should ask. We were just standing

    here a minute ago, and a goat came running out of the bushes doing

    about a hundred miles an hour and jumped head first into this here

    hole!"

    The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible. I had him chained to a

    transmission."
     
  2. thewoodlands

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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
  3. Horkn

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    Oh boy.

    Funny, but why would you choose a transmission to throw? There's gotta be lighter options available. Also, wouldn't they notice the chain??

    I know. It's a joke. I'm not a robot, I get humor.:yes:
     
  4. bushpilot

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    So...how deep was the hole?;)

    Glad your back too Rotti.
     
  6. yooperdave

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    Not quite what I thought it was going to be.....

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  7. Stinny

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  8. Firebroad

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    Oldie but a goodie!
    When I first heard it, it was a railroad tie...
     
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    Maybe it's tweaked depending on the region.