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Zombie v Leaner Round2

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by cigarsmokingzombie, Nov 28, 2019.

  1. brenndatomu

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    Termites got it...
     
  2. brenndatomu

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    Maybe ATF came n got 'im for "hoarding" excessive levels of explosives'...:whistle: :rofl: :lol:
     
  3. Brandon Scott

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    Maybe now.... couldn’t have on the first round...
     
  4. buZZsaw BRAD

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    a tree terrorist?
     
  5. brenndatomu

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    Aggravated tree terrorist...;) :whistle: :rofl: :lol:
     
  6. cigarsmokingzombie

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    Tree 5, Man 0. Here’s what went down. We started the day with 5 lbs of tannerite. I’m still collecting videos:
    - Round 1 - man vs pumpkin. One pound of tannerite. Man won that one convincingly. The pumpkin does not exist.
    - Round 2 - we did the poor man’s tape job again...taped to the naked tree where the bark was blown off last week. No damage to tree at all! WTF.
    - Round 3 - drilled a 3/4 inch hole in tree. Placed cigar tubo filled with tannerite in said hole then duck taped 1 pound of tannerite in front of the hole. No damage at all!
    - round 4 - took chainsaw and carved out a larger hole to fit in a 1 pound jar. Stuffed one jar of tannerite inside said hole then taped another in front for good measure. No damage again.
    - round 5 - took an axe to tree. Tree fell but into another tree. It’s still standing!

    I’m done with tannerite and axes. Taking chainsaw to said tree.

    Lesson learned. Tannerite is fun as hell to shoot, but it doesn’t handle live trees well.

    Also, no one got hurt which was shocking. Men taking axes to trees after multiple
    Explosions wasn’t smart.


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  7. cigarsmokingzombie

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    I just realized you can’t post videos. I only have videos to share from today’s event. I don’t feel like uploading all 16 videos to YouTube. I’ll pick the best and see what we can do.

    I’m very crumped right now so will see about that tomorrow. Whooooooood!


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  8. cigarsmokingzombie

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    Explosion from 2 lbs tannerite in notched hole...snapshot from video.

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  9. cigarsmokingzombie

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    Cigar tubo method.

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  10. cigarsmokingzombie

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    Pic of tree after last explosion. Note the notch. Also pic of my crazy cousin trying happy Gilmore axe swing. Yeah, not smart. No one got hurt :)

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  11. Horkn

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    Sounds like you had fun.

    Upload the videos to YouTube. Then link here
     
  12. Sandhillbilly

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    Maybe it petrified...,,
     
  13. cigarsmokingzombie

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    Just ordered 2 10lb boxes of tannerite. This ain’t over tree.


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  14. brenndatomu

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    I just belly laughed out loud!!!
     
  16. GrJfer

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    Now that's what I'm talking about!
     
  17. huskihl

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    Press on, regardless.


    I like it
     
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    If at first you don’t succeed add more explosives:yes:
     
  19. Brandon Scott

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    If this doesn’t work I want hog farts!
     
  20. cigarsmokingzombie

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    I actually bought 40 lbs. Not sure when I’ll be able to do this next event but I can tell u I won’t be using 1 or 2 lbs any more. Minimum 3lbs.

    Zombies quit school cause they have recess. We don’t play. Whoooooood!

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