Your best dad jokes...

I remember those from Catholic school.

 

I got kicked out of catholic school..
A not catholic
B teacher hit me with ruler.

I threw chair at her…
I guess I got anger issues

 

Ill try to stay on your good side!

 

I am no threat; treat me fair; shoot straight
We have no issues;
I grew up in blue collar town with disabilities; got chit, a lot… why I live with 1/4 mile drive way

Come on up any time

 

Made it to 7th grade where I had the nun from HE!!. She nailed me with one of those wooden rulers with the steel edge. I gave her a push start through the coat room doors. That was on a friday. Come monday morning I restarted my education in the public sector and never looked back. Amazing how many stories you hear about those religious zealots repeatly taking their brand of discipline to ridiculous levels.

 

In my case I would not say zealot, with age hindsight;
Kid teased me, I reacted, she responded to my reaction. I perceived whole world against me, then way over reacted..

regretted later kids from catholic school in knowledge and education had better education

 

All I can say is perceptions are like opinions, everybody has one

 

Its a ten minute walk from my house to the local bar.
From the local bar to my house the walk is 45 minutes.

The difference is staggering.

 

Last night I had a dream I was a muffler on a a Maserati, woke up exhausted…

 

I had a dream i was eating a huge marshmallow. Woke up and my pillow was gone.

 

Had a dream I was eating a bowl of Corn Flakes.
Woke up and my grandmas scab collection was gone..

 

Old Confucius say, man who take woman on camping trip have one in tent.

 

He who stand on toilet is high on pot.

 

Confucious say: boy who go to sleep with stiff problem, ends up with solution in hand!

 

LOL all the Confucius jokes I know are a little too edgy for this family-friendly space

 

Last night I had a dream I was a muffler on a Maserati, woke up exhausted.

 

So it's a reoccurring dream, huh?

 

Same

 

Everybody knows that guy that tell the same dad jokes and stories over and over.