If George Bush and Joe Biden were stranded on a dessert island, who would be better off? We would. A flexible joke for any environment, just name your two villains: bosses, political scoundrels, local thugs, elected thugs, whomever.
-How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints. -The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this. -I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Thanks! its a gift i have! All the years of solitary confinement! Not all have the "BO" on them. Ill hear a word or phrase and can usually come up with a joke.
Why can't zombies swim? because they're dead in the water. BO How did farmer Brown get caught after he robbed the bank? the pig squealed. Did you ever tickle a mule? Try it some time and you'll get a big kick out of it!
