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  1. buZZsaw BRAD

    buZZsaw BRAD

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    You'll be dying to get it! :D
     
    buZZsaw BRAD, Dec 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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    Why is there a fence around that cemetery?




    People are dying to get in.




    How many people are dead in that cemetery?



    All of them.
     
    yooperdave, Dec 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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    Did you hear about the dead guy that won the lottery? Lucky stiff!

    Never loan money to a zombie as they'll always stiff you!

    I used to have hundreds of people under me at work...I mowed the lawn in the cemetery.

    How can you tell when a zombie has a cold? He's coffin a lot!
     
    buZZsaw BRAD, Dec 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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    What do you call a Deer with no eyes?


















    No idear! :D
     
    RCBS, Dec 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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