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    I used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.


    I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

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    Why did the blind miner fall down the well?


    He didn't see that well.
     
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    What kind of footwear do frogs wear?


    Open toad.
     
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    What kind of music do frogs like?

    Hip hop!
     
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    That really needs an auto play audio file attached to it...:rofl: :lol:
     
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    And dad still makes an azz out of himself!
     
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