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    Why did the dolphin jump out of the water?

    It did it on porpoise
     
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    What type of parties do owls have? Hootenannies!

    What type of parties do legs have? Shin digs!

    BO
     
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    What do you see when the Pillsbury doughboy bends over?






    Doughnuts
     
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    Why was the beach wet?....because the seaweed!

    Ms. buZZsaw heard that one today and couldnt wait for me to get home to tell me!
     
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    Did you hear about the desert that told jokes?

    It had a dry sense of humor!

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    I am really bored today….I just read all 14 pages :hair:
     
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    :rofl: :lol: :thumbs:
    Admit it, you raffed a little...:D
     
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    Gotta ketchup sometime.
     
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    Why did the clown take a bath? Cuz he smelled funny.

    How does a skunk smell? With its nose.

    How does that big statue next to the pyramids smell? It Sphinx
     
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    Yes, I did laugh. Sometimes out loud:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas, or he could just hit me over the head with a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
     
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    What do you call an illegally parked frog?

    Toad
     
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    What type of firewood do zombies like?

    dead wood!

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    How does a Woody Woodpecker pull a nail?

    With a crow bar

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    Where do crows hang out after a hard day at work?


    The crow bar.



    What do New England crows drive on long trips?


    A cah.

    :D
     
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