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  1. MikeInMa

    MikeInMa

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    How much was Santa charged for parking?




    Nothing - it was on the house.
     
  2. yooperdave

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    Where do cowboys cook their meals?





    On the range. :p
     
  3. Sicilian Suspect

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    Did you hear about the Polish Olympian that won a gold medal???



    He was so happy, he had it bronzed!