Yet Another Funny Picture Thread (3rd attempt)

Nasty old man! I think it would be a good idea though.

 

The caption didn't come over, it's slipped discs

 

A very wise man once said:

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - priceless.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences but will grab whatever is available.

5. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

6. On average, an American man under 75 will have sex two to three times a week, whereas a Japanese man the same age will have sex only one or two times a year.

This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese.