Yet Another Funny Picture Thread (3rd attempt)

a perfectly timed pool plunge

 

Cranberries

 

OUCH!!!

 

a few military photos

 

SOME TIMES YOU GET THE BULL.......................SOMETIMES YOU GET THE HORN

 

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES..............................................

 

Match heads.

 

FA-18 going transonic



United States Navy FA-18 Super Hornet

 

That's a great pic. The little girl in front is still day dreaming..and the guy in black above the "guy with the broken jaw" is just sitting there like a boss! Everyone else looks like a hand grenade came their way...

 

Niagara Falls, New York

 

042

 

Stihl made a 042

I used to like doing sudoku puzzles.

 

Are my testicles black?

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

 

Don't make me have to hurt you!

 

Can you recognized this object? (answer is below)



pages of a book



close up of a ballpoint pen