Yet Another Funny Picture Thread (3rd attempt)

Subject: Going to church in Chicago..
When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest
preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check
them out in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me.
I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white
person in the church?
He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of
Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk
today'
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said:
"By the Grace of God,
and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."
Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they
were right..
My car was gone