Yet Another Funny Picture Thread (3rd attempt)

Couple brainstormings with kiddo today regarding a weekend school assignment whether to draw it or use the computer. She was shocked there were no computers or cell phones when I was her age . We did both, I gave her an outline with room to write below my underlined headers (yep, of course the headers were cursive, practice reading that and hopefully learn to write that) and she filled in the detail below the headers. THEN she went to work compiling in on the computer and had a good time doing it . For all my misgivings on "core learning" (new math is still ridiculous!) this assignment from her Spanish class involved reading, writing, computer skills, and a foreign language and creativity.

PS Dennis, thank goodness her grade is onto normal math

 

Gee, I didn't think anyone knew normal math any more.

 

Don't any one get offended, These actually came from a Canadian Buddy of mine!
They are good!
It's sad I had to say; Don't get offended...





CANADIAN JOKE # 1

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one..

The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.

The guy from Molson Canadian sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.' The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?'

The Molson Canadian president replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.'

CANADIAN JOKE #2

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, 'Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?'

'I got it for my wife, eh.' answers Bob.

'Oh!' exclaims Doug, 'Good trade.'

CANADIAN JOKE #3

Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?

The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.

CANADIAN JOKE #4

In Canada, we have two seasons...six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.

CANADIAN JOKE #5

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, 'SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!'

CANADIAN JOKE #6


'Black pepper, or white pepper?' asked the concierge.

'Toilette pepper!' yelled the Quebecer.



CANADIAN JOKE #7


An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

'Well,' said the American, 'I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St.Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and said that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here.'

'That's amazing!' said the one of the doctors, 'But what happened to the other two?'

'Last I saw them,' replied the American, 'the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his.'

Send these on to all of your Canadian friends to give them all a good laugh...EH?!

 

It took me a minute but I actually did figure it out! We had very, very little Ice hockey down here but lots of street hockey. I actually played a year in a kids league when I was 13. Lots of fun and 6 stitches in my chin... Still got all my teeth, musta be doing something wrong