Yet Another Funny Picture Thread (3rd attempt)

#1 SMART azz ANSWER OF THE YEAR

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, illness or a death in your immediate family. But that's it -- no other excuses whatsoever!"

The smart-azz student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"


The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.


When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

 

Do you remember this or are you too young?

 

I would pay this Gal to go to the wedding of a certain person I know! Stand off to the side quietly weeping until the vows are completed then swiftly leave in a limousine. Try and explain that fella!

 

I do,

 

Just met someone from the "other side" that subscribes to that train of thought.

Same person quit work over a year ago and hasn't worked since. I said the extra income for unemployment was a huge mistake as no one is willing to earn their income any longer........but the ride is over for them.


Stand by for heavy rolls!