Yet Another Funny Picture Thread (3rd attempt)

Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a shovel." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bastard!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a shovel." Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You f%cking bastard!!!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"

Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that bastard and every time I asked to borrow a f%cking shovel he said he didn't have one!"

 

Wrong hold, wrong hold!!!!

 

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Cat lovers are not gonna like that one............

 

I had to go look for my cat..

 

Years!

 

How come no one told me about this when I lived there?