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Why don't cannibals eat clowns.......

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  1. rottiman

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    o_O :picard:
     
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    They all laughed when I told them I’m becoming a stand-up comedian. Well, ha! They’re not laughing now!
     
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    That’s the son!
     
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    You might remember this news clip on KTVU...
     
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    Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He would lay awake of nights pondering whether there really was a Dog!........Actually dyslexia is a serious matter. I had a dyslexic friend who became so despondent that he threw himself behind a bus!
     
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    :whistle:
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    What is the difference between a Harley Davidson Motorcycle and a Hoover Vacuum Cleaner? The position of the Dirt Bag! BADUM BUM!
     
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    And the Hoover has more horse power...:rofl: :lol:
     
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    A young boy goes down to the docks and sees a man with a peg leg, a hook instead of a hand and an eye patch. "MMMister, are you a Pirate" he asks? "Aye Laddy, that I am" he replies. "WWhat happened to your leg" the boy asks? "Well, when you're on the quarter deck and a cannon ball cuts off your leg...they give you a peg" says the Pirate. "WWhat happened to your hand" the boy queries? "Well when you're on the quarter deck and a musket ball cuts off your hand... they give you a hook" answers the Pirate. Then the boy asks "WWhat happened to your eye"? Well, when you're on the quarter deck and a seagull poops in your eye and you've only had your new hook for two days..........
     
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    .......and dosen't leak oil, 98% of all the Harley's ever built are still on the road.................the other 2% made it home.
     
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    “NO CHIT!”
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    Amen, Brother................................:rofl: :lol::thumbs:
     
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    rottiman Do you know what Rottweilers and Harleys have in common? They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks. (probably the 2% that did make it home)
     
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    "Oh ye of little faith"......................:picard:
     
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    I don't actually dislike Harleys. They are a part of American History. I just got all excited and piled on......Sorry!:emb:
     
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    No Worries! We had a Ford, now a Chevy, 2 GMC's, all of them are fun to read jokes about :) Lets pile on more, I'm part Polish, and my mother worked at I Been Moved for 26 years. One night in the 5th wheel last summer it took several other Firewood Hoarders to help me via online here to replace a lightbulb in it. For real. :rofl: :lol::picard::rofl: :lol:
     
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    wildwest ........ you are irreplaceable!!!:thumbs:
     
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    Hu I always thought it was because they tasted to corny. :whistle:
     
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