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What's up today (bullchiting) thread.

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by Gasifier, Oct 6, 2013.

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  1. Gasifier

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    Stinny told me Rotti's wife bought and air Purifier that draws air in on both sides and put it right between him and Bear. :whistle:
     
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    He trained our lil one to blame all those noises on the dog. His name is being said alot tonight with alot of laughter!!!! (notice somehow the girl dog's not being blamed):rofl: :lol:
     
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    My wife don't look at this forum, unless I show her impressive stacks:rofl: :lol:, so I can say this- she definitely doesn't hold back!o_O From EITHER end :faint:! She could put many a trucker to shame:bug:! Love her. I'm glad she lets fly, otherwise she'd be full of chit gas!
     
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    I laughed to hard at a stitcom on TV. The gal wanted a king mattress so she could pass gas . Husband was feeling shunned, when it all came into the open he said she lets go like a race horse after she falls asleep :rofl: :lol: It was Malcom in the Middle TV show.
     
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    My wife goes to bed before me every night. Just as I slip under the sheets ninja style so as to not wake her, I'm met by the undeniable, wafting wave of "oh my word" horror:zip:! I guess she's just so "relieved" that I'm coming to bed to snuggle:hair::doh:! It would gag a maggot!:bug:
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    What about a wife, baby, and dog under the covers when you go to bed? Wafting and waving covers may be a solution :rofl: :lol::thumbs::whistle:
     
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    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    We need that stinky smiley!!!:handshake:
     
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    Carry all you want. Its the discharge people get concerned about!
     
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    ninja style, I will "pass" that tip on to him.
     
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    Two feet at this time of year isn't fun! About 7 years ago, I barely made it home...left work early (10:30 a.m.) and the closer I got to home, the deeper the snow got. Drove downhill to the house with snow coming over the hood of the car and ran out of momentum without making it into the driveway. Got the snowblower out, cleared a path, and into the garage the car went. All this without a warning...when I left for work at 5:00, it wasn't even snowing!
    The pot of chili sounds great!
     
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    I usually let mine out in my cubicle at work, non-ninja style- no one will let on that they've heard it! I think I detected the presence of spray air (febreeze like) when I came back into the office this morning:rofl: :lol:
     
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    10" of heavy wet snow on the ground now, more on it's way- up to 24" by this time tomorrow night.
    If the wife was home, I'd feed her some chili and have her touch her toes while I aimed her. Human snow-torch.
    Off to plow some more, g-night.
     
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    Oh boy! Wouldn't need to plow then, huh?
     
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    WOW! TMI and you can tell she never reads your posts!
     
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    I was the only salesperson at a small shop/showroom where our male technitions would operate out of. The two women up front used frebreeze, it did not do the job. I quickly had them trained them turn the vent on in the bathroom and shut the door afterwards. This after I lost a sale from a cracked mens bathroom door, vent not turned on, and customer in the showroom.... :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Took the truck for a ride tonight, 2000 miles on the retread tires now. Had a cohiba red dot and listened to the peepers! Snow coming on mon, tue wed. Don't think it'll be more than a dusting, though.
     
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    Ooooohhh noooooo! Noooooo! The sale killed by stink! Horrible!

    BTW, guess what my wonderful bride made for supper tonite? You guessed it- Chili!
     
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