What's up today (bullchiting) thread.

Rolled to wife's SUV, then to my chair when we got home. Can't move.

 

Oh....OH !!!!!! I can only guess what comes next...................

 

Barnacles? I had to look those up to recommember what da was. I hope you are a big enough kid inside to not have those growing Stinster! Those grow in the water and are related to crabs and lobsters. Uh Oh. They are going to have a field day with you and that!

My wife says my stash has been growing out of control on my face. I had let it grow longer than ever I think. So I recently trimmed it up nice and neat.

 

CRABS ????????????

 

Here we go.

 

CRABS !!! WHERE............

 

Hey Stinny, it's story time Brother.................................

 

Well... it all started with... heyyyyyyyyyy... wait a minute...

 

Don't get Crabby now............................

 

Where the crabby patties!

 

Crabby Patty...

 

Underneath the Lobster Tail probably.........................

 

"Yippieeeeeeeeeh.......................Crab Paddy"

 

Snow is coming down pretty good here. Suppose to get 2-4 here overnight I think. Well, that's better than getting crabs I guess. You getting any there Stinny? Snow, I mean.

 

Crabs..... best way to get rid of them involves a razor, kerosene, a lighter and a hammer.

 

I thought it involved old bay seasoning and a mallet?

 

Road trip tomorrow. Headed up to CT. Hope I don't get blizzarded.

 

Yeah the mallet with the serrated face..................................

 

Ohhh. That kind.