Does anyone ever worry if they're thong "material"?....oh well guess when it gets down to that point your audience will applaud anything....
No not me, I was taken off the market years ago by Katie. Now on my third marriage (and last), I laugh about the years. I have been continuously married since 1995. Divorced in Jan of 2005 and remarried in October 2005, then divorced in May of 2011, and remarried in July of 2011. So I just say, "when the women here I am available, they come running!" It is all mock bravado, it is much easier then saying I am a loser. It hurts when you are no longer wanted for sure. But I won't slam my ex-wives too much, they were just social lets say...very, very social...
"It hurts when you are no longer wanted for sure".....guess you may be referring to yourself during your transitions LodgedTree because I have several men after me but none have the "whole package" with which will fulfill my requirements....my independence keeps me from being in the dumps and blue about the speed with which I "snag a man".....I don't have a time frame and am in no hurry to set a record as you boast of....my sincerest good wishes that all falls into place for you and you remain the irresistible man you make yourself out to be.....
Well I now have a scar on my forehead from my blasted Stihl Chainsaw. Of course they say some women actually find facial scars attractive. I just tell people some fella put his mitts on my ho and I had to zip his mouth shut with a few right jabs. It is nowhere near the truth, but sounds good!
I understand that, but one has to instantly switch to damage control which requires level thinking . Not an easy proposition when one is convulsing internally.
I know you're making a joke here but I've got to disagree with you... It does not sound good...at all.....
Nahhh, I took on a chainsaw and won (or at least I lived through it). The wife says not to get arrogant about it. A person might have 9 lives but I am on my 8th already! (No kickback Scavanger, it was a Spring Pole that launched the chainsaw into my face).
I'm trying to imagine what a Spring Pole is and keep a straight face----could it be like the Arab Spring? or perhaps a new take on the solid dancing pole updated now on a spring or even an ethnic individual who was born on the Ides of March....
