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Discussion in 'Closed Ads' started by scavenger, Jun 10, 2016.

  1. Chvymn99

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  2. LodgedTree

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    This Saturday is Garden Naked Day, maybe you could troll around the local botanical gardens and see what you can find for prospects? Good time to make an assessment!

    I brought this fact up to the wife, but I am not sure she was into it. A few years ago I convinced her to paint the trim on the house in her bikini. That was good, but this location is not prone to such sights. Mostly there are BMW's in the driveway...Big Maine Women, and she was not keen on the honking and other attention she got.
     
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    I think for Ladies it would be "flaunt", not troll.
     
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    There was a discussion at one point in time for FHC labeled thongs for the men, not sure why its not in the store yet.....
     
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    Still Looking????? for wood...............
     
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  6. yooperdave

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    :picard:
     
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    Probably still in copyright ownership negotiations...nobody wants to miss out on that cash cow!
     
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    no on wants to model them either....
     
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    Oh, I think there may have been some willing participants around midnight on Friday night at the Michigan GTG a few weeks ago...
    :startled: :eek: :doh: :picard: :zip:
     
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    Do tell.
     
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    :whistle: :zip: :zip: :zip: :whistle:
     
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    There's always this guy (?)

     
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    The idea has merit. While maneuvering heavy rounds underneath a vertical super splitter for noodling purposes, I could see where it would be much better to see the FHC cross cut saw logo screen printed to the whales tail of a man's thong rather then see ample amounts of plumbers crack! :)
     
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    I'll second that---the stretch created by the wearer will dictate the size of the FHC saw! Cool!:nerd:
     
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    Yes, and we could continue this on to plumbers too, providing a giant pipe wrench on manly man thongs!

    (Now that latter part seems like a oxy-moron, I must say).
     
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  16. scavenger

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    Ya got that right----I like the FHC exclusive---the pipe fitters union would be in negotiation way too long....
     
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  17. LodgedTree

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    Whoa, whoa, whoa...I am Union too, how do you think I retired at age 42? :)

    That being said, maybe us Firewood Hoarders should unionize. I am not sure what hostile employer we would exactly be looking from freeing our oppression from, but that seems like a minor point at the moment.
     
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    Local code police as far as storage is concerned, would be a good choice.
     
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    The lack of the "live and let live" law you say?
     
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    That just ain't right.......:headbang: