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  1. scavenger

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    Wow....with lithium power I'm liable to keep going and going and going is what you're saying....
     
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    The Energizer Bunny of the chain saw gang. Careful guys this ones got teeth.
     
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    Why not? Bunnies are fun. Of course you can always rig an emergency kill switch up if things get too intense.
     
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  4. scavenger

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    Wouldn't a "shock collar" be enough to tone things down? who wants to "kill" the fun?:wacky:
     
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    This would explain all those rolling brown outs in Ohio. The perfect man also have bolts emanating from his neck? LOL
    Electricity is probably just one step above my freak level. ;)
     
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  6. scavenger

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    I am "shocked" that my classified ad gets so misconstrued---please refer back to the simple qualifications set forth initially and be assured if a utility is involved it could only be me turning you on...:emb:
     
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  7. yooperdave

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    scavenger

    Crotchety? Oops! Maybe I shouldn't use any variation of that word around you!!! Don't want to wind you up! :D
     
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  8. scavenger

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    At last!! My love has come along.....prepare the rice....setting the date today!
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::whistle:
     
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  10. scavenger

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    Yeah right April fool!
     

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    Dang! thought we'd all be at a shindig down in Ohio.

    Keep looking.

    99 just bought a bag of rice, too!
     
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    RICE!? Dontcha know rice is out? Gotta use bird seed man...rice makes the lil birdies explode! :startled:
    That's the old wives tale anyway...doubt its true
     
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    Yeah, but she is close to Lake Erie and I'm thinking that anytime you get rid of some seagulls (rats with wings) it a good thing!!!
     
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    There's always alka seltzer for that :whistle:
     
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    damm and here I was just gassing up the motor home and loading my dancing shoes and packing my favorite beverage drinking glass, thought we were gonna have us a party. :p:p:ithappened::ithappened::ithappened:
    Old Fart
     
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    I'm tickled to think you'd all come to my wedding...when I find this guy that will be the plan until then my plan is to get my hands on as much wood as I can to occupy my time....
     
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    fixed it for you.........read carefully
     
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    Giddy up! I can always rely on you guys to help me say what's really on my mind but evidently have trouble spitting out :picard:
     
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    Here's a game/test you could try for your next victim.................
     
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    Probably not somethi9ng you want to do on a first date.....or...?

    I was hoping the announcer would shut up after the first one burst.
     
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