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No Longer Available WANTED: GOOD MAN

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  1. MightyWhitey

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  2. scavenger

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    Wake up boys! I would hope that the longevity of my search would reflect perseverance and diligence toward my initial and subsequent updated specifications and not desperation and a compromising of my morals and goal. My high standards are perhaps, guys, something out of your realm and grasp of understanding...:cool:
     
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    Maybe you are chasing the boys away by dating to much? Some of us may like a lady that's never been kissed!
     
  4. scavenger

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    No I don't think you would....there's a certain art involved in kissing that's not developed by "not" trying it....but I don't kiss the boys and make them cry....as the song says....I don't date much...got to be home to keep the fire going....they don't understand:picard:
     
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  5. chris

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    Ya but there been some Kiss and Tell goin on:whistle:
     
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  6. scavenger

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    Oh! do tell! This is an aspect of this thread I couldn't imagine....:eek::rofl: :lol:Do I come out on top?
     
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    I am way outside of your realm but I am starting to wonder if you like real men. Real men live in the real world and will never meet extremely restricted search criteria, at least as I see it. Real men do things like fart when they have gas and belch if they catch it early enough. They are not all sweetness and light when they first wake up in the morning and are even worse the morning after. Some are willing to use a Stihl and others a Husky but will probably not match your preference in saws. In my opinion, and it is only worth what you paid for it, you are being unrealistic in your search. You seem to want someone who would be at home on this forum so at least you are advertising in the right place but none of us is perfect either. Each of us has some kind of fault.
     
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    Wanted: Good Man---not perfect man---where'd you gather that idea? I've never demanded a perfect saw (or name brand), I never said you could not enjoy your bodily functions...heck, I'm not so hot in the morning either and as far as realistic---that's why I've placed an ad on this site---down-to-earth, no-nonsense guys and I tried to do it in a nutshell thus your conception of "restricted"--so let it all hang out dudes---anyhow..."not what he said"---and btw--I don't switch hit and think that's hitting below the belt...
     
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    Or perhaps I should just beware the Ides of March---people seem a bit tetchey and restless...:startled:(there's enough back stabbing in the world already)
     
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  10. chris

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    Well Mother Natures been doing her best to live up to the Ides of March senario. Or maybe that is Old Man Winter- they are in cahoots anyway ya look at it.
     
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    9 months, 57 pages and still looking?

    She's consistent, that's for sure.
     
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    you do the math.............
     
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    Now that's nothing more than a coincidence!

    I didn't think of that, but it is funny as hell!
     
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    Read that---the 57 and 9 thing--- last night and couldn't figure it out but I think I have it this morning....men ...don't you just love 'um?
     
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    Females can't live with them, can't live with out them, but i am surviving in-spite of that.
     
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    I heard a different version. "Women, can't live with them, can't live with them"! :p
     
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    It's pretty darn cold out to be talkin' like that---got the doghouse all ready?:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Headed to a winery with a pocketful of green in hopes of finding my pot-o-gold tonight----maybe curl some toes:wacky: 0317171500.jpg
     
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    Pot Belly more likely!!!!
     
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