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  1. scavenger

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    That man needs to get a job....
     
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    Thought I posted this yesterday; may have forgot to hit the post reply button.

    Nice nails.
     
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  3. scavenger

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    Nothing fake about me....one day someone may find out...till then css....
     
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    Wasn't implying that they were fake...never entered my mind. They just look nice and I thought you'd like to hear it.
     
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  5. Chvymn99

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    What I noticed first too.... pinkish too........

    By the way scavenger nice load of wood! :handshake:
     
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  6. scavenger

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    Thanks guys....and on this trip I had my hookeroon....it was buried under all that wood...still trying to figure out what to do with it....next best thing to a gun out there in the woods I guess...
     
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    plenty of trees here
    stay around Mansfield area
    you are assuming I use a golf cart for wood cutting
    I may have this nickname because my butt is as wide as a golf cart
    funny thing about nicknames
     
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    nice poem
    please let me try
    I don't smoke , drink ,or chew
    or mess around with girls that do
    oh well back to work,
    cause my boss is a jerk
     
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    I wonder how many of the "lilliputians" are looking up her miniskirt vs. running away??
     
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  11. scavenger

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    If talking in riddles makes you feel bold
    Then your way of thinking is straight out of "old"
    Be brave, step forward, let's see you in light
    Then you might tell me my skirt is too tight
    I'll let you walk 'round me 3 times in a row
    Beware being guided by things you don't know!
     
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    Who are you really, and what were you before? What did you do and what did you think, huh?.........we said no questions.......Here's looking at you, kid.:smoke:
     
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    STILL AVAILABLE

    The Cowboys I'm meeting are coming up short
    We dine and may dance...gosh! So much to report....
    But the men let their egos get in the way
    Pay more attention or this girl will stray!

    STILL AVAILABLE
     
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    The fastest way to a woman's heart.....................is to treat them like chit......................do that, and they'll beat a path to your door.
     
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    See what I mean?
     
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    Glad to see you 're still out there and healthy. It had been over a week......hope you didn't break a nail or something!

    Was beginning to wonder if you switched teams? :cool:
     
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    Wouldn't surprise me as long as she's been searching.........................
     
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