In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

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  1. scavenger

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    February 1.........looking for some good vibrations to propel me into the spring....are you killing me?:smoke:
     
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  3. scavenger

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    image.jpeg Thinking about processing some wood this weekend ....anyone lend me a hand?
     
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    Ummm, a hand............more like a :banana:
     
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    No man's going to make toast out of me....but it might be fun watching him "pop" up!!:dancer:
     
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  7. scavenger

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    0203171445.jpg View attachment 117332 Thought about processing some ash but my eye was caught by this rare species of a tree instead...still no good man to help me harvest it....
     
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    But, but, but, they said money doesn't grow on trees. ( Course a printing press is a lot faster.)
     
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    I'll be laughing all the way to the bank...
     
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    Hope some crackhead or whatever doesn't see this and do something evil. Seriously.
     
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    It's already spent to win the Pallet Wood Build Challenge...grease a few palms:rofl: :lol:
     
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    This whole hunt is overrated....a guy met me for a beer and didn't want to tell me his last name for fear I'd stock him i guess or maybe he really was in government work....the next guy had me lubed up with wine and hoping to do some engine work....all have that deer in the headlights look when I start in about my wood hoarding, css obsession....unless you get it you don't get it....:whistle:
     
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    stalk
    unless you have a big pile of spent men in the back yard voided of essences as a repleted black widow
     
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    I was gonna say something like that!!! Maybe it was intentional? ;)
     
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    I liken my quest to a battle field...the little soldiers lay to either side of my path in various positions still clutching their guns like they had no idea what just hit them....
     
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    While pondering this disheartening search the other night...I thought love must be like a Thanksgiving turkey...in the tender 20's you hookup with a fresh, succulent, steaming, juicy mate hot out of the oven... then later the best we can hope for are the leftovers---the older they get the more you search first for the mold and hope they look edible second.....so I am searching for a leftover pre-mold that I can reheat and save from the disposal---where are you turkey---be my Valentine!:wacky:
     
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    I have teeth
    no boat
    I cut a lot of wood
    use stihl saws
    u have a good pile of wood
    I have an outdoor stove, do not load it naked
    I like leftovers
    can not type for poop
     
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    I get Nigerian Princes emailing me all the time, maybe just maybe one is for you?:rofl: :lol:

    Gary
     
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    Ok how 'bout a round of applause for golf car guy ? Welcome to the FHC and the longest running, most talked about and without a doubt edge-of-your-seat forum posted to date...speaking of... where in the great state of Ohio might you reside?:handshake: And what might you be doing on any given day or night?
     
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