In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

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  1. scavenger

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    Ended up doing my cherry all by myself yesterday and I must confess it wore me out so completely I was in bed early and never even made the naked run to the wood burner all night.....refreshed and satisfied I'll think about that meat all day today...:rofl: :lol::p
     
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    Why does this thread seem to be filled with symbolism?
     
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  3. scavenger

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    Symbolism? Fact is stranger than fiction like my middle finger left hand is bruised from working on my cherry yesterday....my favorite colors are black and blue...anyone else know the feeling?:eek:
     
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    My thumbnail just grew back after starting on the workshop project in the new garage last June!

    It finally showed up in Dec, just in time for the Holidays.
     
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    Not to mention Jimmy Dean & some guy who goes by Purnell. :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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  6. scavenger

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    A bacon man looking for a good wood hoarding woman....I'm convinced he is as rare as a happy democrat....
     
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    Funniest thing I've seen all day! :rofl: :lol:
     
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    My winter wood use is way down (ha ha)--case in point mild temperatures but moreover due to my energy surges (aka HOT flashes)---Action in bed has been UP---covers on covers off--seems ashame all the BTU's are dissipating into the atmosphere and not being put to better use.....:bug:
     
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    I am well aware what I am up against.... 0125171610.jpg
     
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    So, if I am understanding this correctly

    you bruised your middle finger while working on your cherry and your wood usage is down this year due to warmer temp. However action in bed is up due to hot flashes.

    finger x cherry
    ___________ = wood usage
    hot flashes
     
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    this thread is frickin bizarre
     
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    Iron Pony- that is priceless.
     
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    That's a breakthrough! If you're capable of reducing me to a mathematical equation then there's hope for me psychologically ......wood hoarding man-hunter on the loose!:wacky:
     
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    Have you seen stargazers kitchen sink science experiment thread?

    No good deed goes unpunished! Really!

    Sumthin peculiar bout the wiminfolk round here i guess

    Not that there is anythig strange bout posting a buncha pics of yer giant woodpiles, or souped up chainsaws, or slippahs:whistle:
     
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    That one has me a little scared.............
     
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    Hang in there girl, he is out there some where........
     
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    If I thought anyone was trying to Poisson me I would not be so stand offish about contacting or sending something to the lab...
     
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    Out there somewhere???

    Somewhere out there holding a bud light
    Someone's thinking of me and wanting to unite:(

    And even though I know how very far apart we are
    It helps to think we may one day walk into the same bar:drunk:

    Then we'll be together out there...somewhere
    Out where dreams come true!:dancer:
     
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