In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

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  1. wildwest

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  2. scavenger

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    Better question is why wildwest is up at 2:26 am and not nestled all snug in her bed? Me? I've had my share of duds (no misspelling) and those hanging around but no perfect combination of FHC qualities--in other words I'm still bringing in the firewood---and I haven't reached for the shotgun yet... nor had to involve the authorities:rofl: :lol:
     
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  3. scavenger

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    Toy Story's got nothin' on me----I want a Woody too!! Very illusive this year!:rofl: :lol:
     
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  5. scavenger

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    Maybe I'll wake up Christmas morning and find something in my stocking....;)
     
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    I've got all day to shout: IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    "There's a snake in my boot!!" :whistle::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Sure you don't want buzz lightyear to take you to infinity and beyond? :eek:
     
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    Patience. It's a long long road.
     
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    For those of you aware I received from my secret Santa a tool called the : hookeroon.....I've only had to run one man out with it....sure is coming in handy....
     
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    Having a weapon strategically placed throughout the house is what I call the element of surprise....the hookeroon looks nice by the fire but could bludgeon the unsuspecting at a moments notice.....sure come on over!
     
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    I had a hookeroon once in Tijuana...3 weeks of antibiotics later the itch was gone!
     
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  18. scavenger

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    Romeo, Romeo where for art thou Romeo?
    Are you cutting the ash or splitting some oak?
    Are you staying up late for the fire to stoke?
    Are you hauling some pine or up in a tree?
    My mind wanders to where you might be?
    Whether sharpening a blade or stacking your racks,
    gassing the Stihl or wielding your ax....
    I'll be here waiting so when you are free...
    ATV that rear right over to me!!
     
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    LOl, your a poet...That's funny chit right there...:thumbs:
     
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    She doth sets,
    She will get her man
    Just not yet.

    Gary
     
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