No Longer Available WANTED: GOOD MAN

All men evidently don't have the finesse of the ones posting here...I accept your gratitude that I sacrifice MY time in this pursuit and not YOU....I'm simply waiting for the right woodsman to come along...i think he will

 

Yeah! It's the Christmas season which means it's ME looking at the for sale ads...guys are selling all kinds of goodies to make some Xmas money....hey you never know what I might find...tables turned if that's what it takes...

 

I have a great deal on this spinning weasel

 

Haven't you been keeping up? I'm done with weasels no matter what their tricks may be....spinning or any other position....

 

Dear self deprecation can sometimes lead to conversation one would never imagine

 

That looks cool but I have no idea what it is...

 

I'm the captain now Irish .....

 

It's not a dig at you older single women - just an "Old Spinsters" yarn weasel

 

Oh brother...be very careful just who you're referring to as old.....

They're kinda touchy sometimes!!!

 

I think our target audience keeps her feeling(singular) in a little box on top of the fridge and has a good cry once in a while

 

Oh h..ll I am almost as old as Dennis so I don't get riled at to much...

 

No crying here..you must be basoding up the wrong tree...off to watch chainsaw massacre...

 

I draw the line at becoming a VERB

 

At least I made you an action verb...I could have congegated you....

 

Snow has moved in and the men are evidently hunkering down for a long winter's nap---

 

Well it gets a might chilly in some parts this time of year, and all the good scenery gets all covered up so might as well hibernate till spring.

 

I'm all for indoor activity...and the good scenery I have in mind would definitely not get covered up....got to keep in shape for spring thaw somehow....

 

I've taken to advertising in the front window....

 

My favorite xmas movie ever!