You work it girl. Of course I am glad that I am very married otherwise I hate to think what you might conjure up to get at my woodlot. (Do you muck out sheep barns by chance?)
Oh I have 4 young daughters, we have every Saun the Sheep episode possible. Of course Katie and I laugh as much as the kids.
he'd be chasing the three little piggies--not Shaun and the flock--better get your bedtime stories in order...
I was referring to your pic Scavenger! Your picture in case you did not know it, was of good ole Shaun the Sheep ( a British cartoon series). As for the Big Bad Wolf, I was not sure if he was referring to how wolves like to dine on sheep as well, or referring to the photo shoot my wife and I did where she was Little Red Ridinghood. It was in another thread that you might have missed. Anyway, this is what he might have been referring too.
gosh...is that part of Katie's shoe collection or does her boot collection rival the shoe numbers? and talk about bedtime stories...
Well sort of. Well my first wife was from Maine and she did...as you say...a lot of mucking. I would prefer to be genteel and say she was VERY SOCIAL! Yes VERY social indeed as she found her boyfriend online and left me after 9 years of marriage. But then came the next wife who was the exact opposite, hardly social at all...including being social to me. It is pretty bad when you have to mark times on the calendar when activities occur, only to realize you had to mark things down three or four times a year. So I made sure my next wife was from another whole state! Yep, good ole New Hampshire. Now let me tell you about New Hampshire girls...no I better not, I believe the last pictures says enough. I'll be honest with you though, I never set that photo up very well. I had taken a few other pictures and had just sort of spun around to take that one when Katie moved the flowers at the last second. Nothing intentional upon my end; I don't think of those details, I am a guy, but Katie sure did and that was why she was smiling as she was.
We are a sheep farm, boots are drastically different than shoes silly! It is kind of like dating. Ask a guy how many woman they have ever dated and you get the true answer by dividing it in half. Ask a lady and your automatically double it. With shoes, you automatically have to divide it by half because no woman is ever going to claim how many pairs they really have. Keep in mind I have 4 daughters and a wife in this house. Before my youngest daughter could walk she had more pairs of shoes than me, and yes one pair was high heels, and yes, they make high heels for infants now.
give me a pair of jodhpurs and some English riding boots anyday---or the chaps which I'm rather fond of worn any number of ways...
Oh Katie likes skirts and heels. Her last husband did not allow her to wear them so she has gone hog wild with them now. Well that and purses, but what woman does not have a dozen purses kicking around just in case. I think her shortest high heeled shoe is like 3-1/2 inches. She did do one modeling stint. It was for a friend who was opening a new hair salon and needed a model to advertise her skills, so she paid Katie to do so. I would not say Katie is a model though, but it was a paid thing.
Not me! I cut wood for pay, but under USDA rules, they allow farmers to harvest wood and still be called farmers. It is because they know we often have areas of land that just cannot be used for anything else and want us to actively manage our forests and not just let them sit idle and rot. So I put the money I make from wood sales through my farm and pay taxes via that route. It's all legal, but I'm still considered a farmer. BTW: I love your quick wit and sense of humor. You sound so fun, I truly hope you find someone soon. I'll miss our back and forth conversation on here for sure, but it would be worth it to have you make a guys day...every day. I truly wish you the best in your endeavor.
remember to tell the story when you're standing around the bonfire with your good buddies--word of mouth is the best advertising right farmer?
perhaps letting bits of pertinent information leak about me would ignite the fire I'm so in hopes of starting--well what shall it be? I'd be happy to field any questions any interested parties may have to the degree that an adequate answer could be posted...
