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  1. Grizzly Adam

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    So, you're saying there's a chance.
     
  3. brenndatomu

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    Woodburnersonly.com...so how would this look exactly...?
    Perfect first date, a stroll in the woods...that leads to some heavy scrounging :whistle:
     
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    Any relationship from woodburnersonly.Com is destined to fail. Either a catastrophic bark up or bark down stacking arguent, or a H/V splitting argument would end it all.
     
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    Let's not even mention MC or draft:whistle::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Man: I'm telling ya, it doesn't need more chimney.

    Woman: But why won't it burn well?

    Man: because you need to put more than one split at a time in the dammed thing!!!!


    Eric VW
    :startled::headbang: remind you of any threads here lately?
     
  8. Eric VW

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    Thankfully, it's been a little while....:salute:
    :whistle:

    Gotta come back around tho, or yooperdave is gonna turn into a softee :rofl: :lol:
     
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    sniff sniff, yup, I think I'm smellin what y'all are steppin in...:whistle:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
  10. brenndatomu

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    Softwood vs hardwood :whistle: :picard: :zip:
     
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    Or that pine and hedge will burn the house down.
     
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    So..... scavenger....... How you Doin'? :whistle:

    Aside from your love of Wood and revenge, why don't you share with this fine group of prospective Men something about yourself. Ya know.....do you like to dance, sunsets, making real popcorn on the stove eye, going to the Zoo.....
    Let's get the >56 dudes a callin out, eh?
    :thumbs:
     
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    scavenger how about a rough geographic location north east. great Lakes etc... you are a catch! (pun intended) but guy with a boat in summer will only drive so far! !!! joking a little but really want to help... unfortunately most guy I know in that age are either happily married:D or happily not! But I think an FHC couple would work awesome! and think of your wedding presents... saws mauls chains
     
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    And we could totally pull off a wedding/gtg...gotta be someone here that is licensed to officiate...roast a pig, bake a cake, make some cookies... then could throw saw chips instead of rice, groomsmen in flannel, chain file favors. Oh yeah, I could see it :thumbs:
     
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    If you get hitched, we can throw wood chips down the aisle.

    You wind be able to hear a dam thing, except chain saws.


    Love is in the air. No wait, that's 2 stroke fumes and wood chips.
     
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    Same thing....
     
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    Horny woodburners.com:whistle::rofl: :lol:
     
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    I am all legal in Ohio to officiacte weddings. Have one this evening, nice young couple.
    Wedding will be outside next to a pond. Had rehersal last night .
    Did two weddings last year, have three this year so far.
    Just think of the attire at a G2G wedding.
     
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    me? first here's a pic of what I "scavenged" before 9 am when the rest of you all were probably still "sawing logs" oh boy--pun intended--then I split it to the same neighbors chagrin right in the front of the house--btw I work at a lumber yard to add insult to injury--or maybe that's a plus--the boat? I love the water and don't have one simple as that--I also paint mostly driftwood from the shores of the mighty lake erie of which I can throw a baseball and hit (live that close)--today is the Belmont stakes so I must find a tv to see how my favorite comes in--dancing?? only after the 4th cocktail--so have at it boys--I will field questions as best I can if it leads in the right direction--road trips are not out of the question...
     

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