In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

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  1. scavenger

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    everyday is full of choices....the good, the bad and the ugly--I'd like to add the FUN! consequences from fun are a tad more interesting than the former...anyone with me? 0712160751.jpg
     
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    by all means! ever heard the refrain--if at first you don't succeed try try again?
     
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    Since I confessed earlier I was not a firewood hoarder, here is my meager wood pile. I doubt anyone will be chasing me for my wood...

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    HEY! YOU! get off of my cloud!.... (ps nice ivy patch btw)
     
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    My bourbon supply of more interest than my wood pile?

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    that must be another name for a retired wood hoarder--old forester....heard you keep it under lock and key...
     
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    and what are the qualifications for access? I have all my pearly whites, not bad to look at, don't have a boat but live on the shore and watch for yellow submarines--musicholic--of age and have a hell of a wood stash for an ole girl--so what gives?
     
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    I dispense it judiciously, too much and you can lose the essence of the moment.
     
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    I'd hate to spill my essence--or your highly guarded oak aged Kentucky bourbon in an unladylike fashion--reference Jack D. Ripper...
     
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    build me a town like Florence YA'LL--if wishes were horses beggars would ride....
     
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    yens kin jst keep that ole bourbon aging rite where she is--us'ins headed out back to squeeze off the still fer moonshine!
     
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    what's for lunch, Charlie? I made a quick stop at the local---yes we have one too! 0712161236.jpg
     
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    Not Charlie, but an applewood smoked ham and buffalo chicken sandwich with mozzarella cheese, pretzels and apple slices. Can't do a liquid lunch.
     
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    puts hair on your chest...
     
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    it tires me out knowing the twists and turns this thread is apt to take--excuses to those who think it's taken a cockamamie turn--when the true focus was and still is the pursuit of a GOOD MAN--it has been suggested to me to lower my age requirement and for those eligible who still fulfill the basic (page 1) qualifications I'd be open to entertaining dialog on perhaps a higher plain so feel free to jump right in-ps-where are the men from Alaska --I would not be adverse to rubbing noses with you...
     
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    Don't compromise on your values! You need to remain steadfast and leave no stone, log or piece of driftwood unturned to find what you seek (but watch for snakes!). Perhaps you have other hobbies (say garage sales, moonlight swims or possum hunting) that will pique someone's interest?
     
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    as those who follow this thread know I have baited my hook with a menagerie of delights--lowering the age limit maybe likened to 55mph verse 70mph on the open road--just refreshing--and you get there a lot quicker...
     
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    Sorry....once whiskey leaves the barrel (bottled) it doesn't age any more.....
     
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    :rofl: :lol:
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    Still here... And your house looks like a hotel Guido!
     
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