No Longer Available WANTED: GOOD MAN

AAARRRGGHH! Someone stop her! She's filling it with bad water!

 

I see why the frog was in your pool. He was going back to the swamp where he was born

 

frogs--toads--spiders--OH MY!! the twists and turns this thread makes all in an effort to get a date astound me! and it seems I've kissed a toad or two in my quest to find A GOOD MAN--so let's get back to my future and concentrate all our efforts toward a happy FHC woodcutting woman--remember out there somewhere is the man for me--think Eustace type--everyone knows someone who's looking--and distance isn't a factor when there just might be Mr. Right at the end

 

And I always thought Eustace was lacking teeth...

 

that's the Mountain Man fame Eustace from down there in the Carolinas somewhere--that'd be east south east from anyone as deep in the heart of blue grass as you--and yeah where's that stack of wood--somewhere by the "pool"?

 

My name is Guido and I have a confession to make, I do not hoard firewood (but have a garage full of saws). In fact, my fireplace has gas logs... I do have a small stack of branches by the pool to use in the fire pit, the problem is getting someone to light my fire...

I will post a picture tonight, I do not keep one on my phone.

 

the plot thickens as member after member makes "true confessions"--what will it be next? all my fantasies are dashed except for the fact that good Kentucky bourbon can light anyone's fire--yes sir--that's a fact...

 

Do I need to use bourbon with my fire pit? If so, would a brand such as Fireball be appropriate?

 

I've heard not if it's frozen--kept at room temperature will allow a much quicker reaction--what else do ya got in your hat?

 

My head???



And a couple of cases of bourbon on the shelf, I will post a picture later with my firewood stack.

 

ahhh...a bourbon hoarder--I've only seen those in picture books never in real life

 

ain't it funny how some fantastic ideas only hit you during the light of day? this is an idea I only wish I had had days ago! and now you've gone and nabbed the patent!

 

I have some great ideas, the follow through is where I tend to come up short.

 

I have some good ideas too--then other times I'm empty upstairs (maybe that's the bourbon) but timing and focus cut through the chase I find--and that focus? it will help avoid nasty scars when you left yer chaps at home--cheers! keep lookin' up! (unless you're cutting)

 

The frog found a friend and has now been transported to the local reservoir.

 

nice raft Guido...

 

"I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains"

 

Shakespeare has entered the building...Yooper??

 

Yeah, gotta give him credit. Also was in a scene in TRUE GRIT when the girl was interviewing the marshall......(the real TRUE GRIT)

 

Little John Wayne...should have known better!