No Longer Available WANTED: GOOD MAN

And notice I have all my teeth...

 

was that a chainsaw accident?

 

No, I drank a little too much in Tijuana.

The chainsaw accident occurred in a less conspicuous location, but left a scar. Perhaps you can find it?

 

oh goody--hid 'n seek--although a chainsaw accident usually isn't hard to find--what else ya got?

 

I won't play the sap for you--when you're slapped you'll take it and like it.....

 

No reason to slap a "good man"...

 

Maltese Falcon--and I suppose it depends upon the transgression

 

he who hesitates is lost--take the bull by the horns--the 4th is a long weekend anyone headed to the northcoast?

 

well a new approach on a Monday morning when you all thought the weekend would have killed me off--I am no longer in search of a good man but now start my quest for "super man"--because I realize I must now think like a man in order to structure my search as he sees himself. When you reach this age bracket men are really just full of it--experience, wisdom, ego and selectivity. Whether you know it or not you are out there and inevitably our paths are about to cross so superman, leap the tall building, speed like a bullet whatever you have to do--be hard like steel and point those x-ray eyes in my direction but make yourself known to this Lois Lane...

 

I meant hard like steel more in the sense of knight in shining armor--or to keep things on topic--hard as stihl but thanks for the gutter take on my prose, Clark

 

if I may, I liken this search to Amway--you sure do get a whole lotta no's before you get an interested party--get them in front of the product and get um signed up!

 

Amway? I think Kirby Vacuums would be a better choice. To wit:

• It sucks being single
• My man hosed me
• My love life went down the tubes

 

Plus, if you get bored... Also, I'm glad you went with "choice" instead of "better fit"

 

so we're back to vacuum cleaners after all these years--my 1st boyfriend told me I'd make a great attachment--

 

Are you an upright or canister sort of gal?

 

I like the canister--you can suck up anything anywhere--you should see my wet/dry vac...in action

 

well big weekend upon us--perhaps the "number on the wall" technique--867-5309....

 

I knew a Joyce Hahn who went to KSU in the mid-70's ........................ was a good friend of my ex. I think her folks lived around Salem. She would be around my age ..... 61?

 

Age would be right, I worked with her at Blue Cross in VA. She ended up marrying the brother of an attorney I worked with.