Once You Go Lumberjack

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  1. scavenger

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    MUST BE FIT WITH AN OBSESSION FOR WOOD HOARDING--MUST POSSESS ALL HIS TEETH AND BE OK TO LOOK AT--ACCESS TO WATER WITH A BOAT WILL WIN YOU POINTS--PLEASE 56 AND OLDER WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR AND LOVE OF MUSIC--NO TV A PLUS--SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY--married men need not apply (good point)
     
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  2. bocefus78

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    Dangit. I thought I hit the lottery. Heres a single gal with passion for wood. Except I'm 18 years too young and my boat has oars. Tooth count is on track however.
    :rofl: :lol:

    Good luck in your search. Good women are just as hard to find. I'm still lookin myself.
     
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  3. Eric VW

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    Bentley has to count for some extra points at least, bud!!!:thumbs:
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    :)
     
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  4. ironpony

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    you forgot
    Married men need not apply...............
     
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  5. wildwest

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    You Go Girl!! :rootintootin:
     
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    Married - 0/1
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    All my "teef" - 2/3
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    >56 - 2/6
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    Batting >0.500, not bad for the majors!
     
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  7. Well Seasoned

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    :popcorn:

    Cool! A hoarder hookup hotline!
     
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    Hmmm. My girlfriend from the 70's had a very strong passion for wood......
     
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  9. ironpony

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    might want to post in backwoods savage thread....horneytown
     
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    scavenger, actually a good place to look for same minded people... :handshake:

    happily married here.. good luck in your search:yes:
     
  11. scavenger

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    Thank you Canadian Border--i'll let the boys have their fun and see where the dust settles--I am serious although never saw a similar attempt on FHC--yes I'm stihl looking...
     
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    Wanted good man and boat...

    send picture of boat
     
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    I accidently did one night. I was complimenting some updates to the website and it came out "Udates to Website?":rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol: Thank goodness the mods changed it for me but it still cracks me up!!
     
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    You don't have to be lonely, at woodburnersonly.com.
     
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    In all seriousness, scavenger, good luck with the search. You have a fine list of requirements started there.
     
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    I looked it up...it's not a real website
     
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    Maybe it should be. Grizzly Adam, what say you?
     
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