Using a chainsaw as a razor?

If I were want to remove punk from logs I would use a tool like a Rogue Hoe. A big heavy hoe with a sharpened head made from a harrow disk. Use the blade side to scrape it clean and have a rake in hand to get rid of the debris.

 

Man, that looks awesome! Passersby would see me wielding that and start running!

 

Now be honest, how many of you want that tool so you can shave YOUR punky oak?

 

I just want to be able to tell my wife that I stashed a "rogue hoe" in my shed

 

My husband did the shaving, he's more adept than me at chainsawing.
The end results, all cleaned up
The punk all turned into sawdust, so I won't be saving it in little paper bags. I don't have stuckinthemuck as my Secret Santa victim.

 

Way to go.

Almost artisinal firewood now.

 

Almost as nice as the European birch bundles at HD for $8.49!