Thought for the day...

There is a world of difference between a good sound investment and an investment that sounds good.

To the average driver it seems that in any spot that would be fine for parking, there’s a fine for parking.

The ideal vacation cottage is one that visits twelve and sleeps two.

Some people should be in the Olympics, the way they jump to conclusions.

They really don’t fix the roads, they just move the holes so the motorists can’t remember them.

An easy way to destroy an enemy is to make friends of them. But, making war is easier than making friends.

 

Love doesn’t make the world go around, but it sure does make the ride worthwhile.

You can’t force people to love you or lend you money. Jewish Proverb.

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking. George Patton

Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. Mark Twain.

If we did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astonish ourselves. Thomas Edison

Question the wise; wisdom will be gained.

 

Justice, not the majority should rule.

A part of kindness consists of loving people more than they deserve.

The difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector is that a taxidermist leaves you with the hide.

Truth never damages a cause that is just.

As a general rule, the freedom of any people can be judged by the volume of their laughter.

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, who are you going to speak it to?

 

Dave's thought for the day: If your getting shot at, shoot back with more bullets then they have!

 

Our Lord has written the promise of resurrection; to see it in action, just look around you in the spring.

Also, I have proof that the Lord was thinking of me when He created the world. Otherwise, we would not have popcorn!

Rain doesn’t fall just on your roof.

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. Charles Dickens.

When we are well, we all can give good advice to those who are ill.

 

Wouldn’t this world be better, if the folks we meet would say,
“I know something good about you!” and then treat us just that way?
Wouldn’t it be fine and dandy if each handclasp warm and true;
Carried with it this assurance, “I know something good about you!”

Wouldn’t life be lots more happy, if the good that’s in us all;
Were the only thing about us, that folks bothered to recall?
Wouldn’t life be more happy, if we praised the good we see?
For there’s such a lot of goodness, in the worst of you and me.

And wouldn’t it be nice to practice, that fine way of thinking too,
You know something good about me; and I know something good about you!

 

Dave's thought for the Day: Confucius say man who eat jelly bean, fart in technicolor! "just don't wear white pants"...

 

One of the best and easiest way of saving face is to keep the lower half shut.

Sometimes, going to a lawyer is like losing a cow for the sake of a cat.

Reality has no obligation to be interesting.

Attempting to control one’s own conduct leaves little time for policing the morals of others.

There is a big difference between happiness and wisdom; he who thinks himself the happiest man on earth really is so; but he who thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool.

Don’t mistake your imagination for your memory.

 

That's one of the best quotes ever.