Thought for the day...

Health insurance is like wearing a hospital gown, you only think you’re fully covered.

Its the special genius of Congress to seize an idea whose time has come and then sit on it until its time has gone.

Money talks, but credit has lots of echoes.

When you are retired, days are for resting; nights are for sleeping.

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.

A cheerful heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22

 

The mark of a true professional is giving more than you get.

The great thing about fishing is that even if you don’t catch a fish, you’ve still wasted the whole day.

An ad appeared in a writer’s magazine, the American Legion. “Need co-author for a book on self-reliance.”

You must get involved to have an impact. No one is impressed with the won-lost record of the referees.

Labor Day is a holiday set by Congress. How Congress knew anything about labor is beyond me. Will Rogers.

May as well upset the apple cart. If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.

The business of preaching is to comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable.

 

A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.

Even a mosquito doesn’t get a slap on the back until he starts to work.

The axe soon forgets, but the tree always remembers.

One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.

I have no idea how I got over the hill when I didn’t even get to the top.

Blessed is the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.

I have no particular talent, I am merely extremely inquisitive. Albert Einstein

 

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

A rich person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.

Church is the only place where you can arrive late and get the best seats in the house.

While men talk of killing time, slowly time kills men.

Our backgrounds and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference, has never been in bed with a mosquito.

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and the back of the church.

 

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

Worry is the darkroom in which “negatives” are developed.

A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor. African proverb

The only real substitute for good manners is good reflexes.

After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.

A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows.

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have. Abe Lincoln

A friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.

 

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history.

Anger opens the mouth and shuts the mind.

Anyone who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.

Any car will last a lifetime - if you are reckless enough.

Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet.

Fat people are harder to kidnap.