You can’t judge the horse by the harness. Where reason rules, appetite obeys. The more the glutton eats the greater his appetite. Rise from the table with an appetite and you’ll never sit down without one. The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Wise men seek instruction, fools fall for applause. The best apple is taken by the pig. The grass on the other side of the fence is always greener. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. One rotten apple spoils the whole barrel.
The grass is greener over the septic tank too and we know what it's full of......... So true the way some folks treat relationships
A thin bush is better than no shelter. You never miss the water until the well runs dry. It takes the April showers to bring on the May flowers. Use soft words and hard arguments. No argument can convince a woman or a stubborn azz.
Politicians and diapers should be changed regularly and for the same reasons. Someone near to me, pumps their septic tank every 4 years and on election years with the same wisdom in mind. Sca
When an argument flares up the wise quenches it by silence. The man who loves to argue is left without friends. It takes two to start an argument. A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still. Make a slow answer to a hasty question.
Strong men of arms become like putty in the arms of a women. Arms, women and books should be looked at daily. (And enjoyed.)
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's simply too dark to read. --G. Marx (maybe) Sca
The weed of arrogance grows on a dunghill. Arrogance is a roadblock on the highway of wisdom. Art imitates Nature. The greatest art is the art of Life. Every artist was first an amateur.
Better to ask twice than lose you way once. Don’t ask a blind man directions to the city. Asking costs nothing. Hitch your wagon to a star.
If everybody says you’re an azz it’s time to start braying. Even an azz loves to hear himself bray. If you make yourself an azz don’t complain if people ride you. The character assassin is worse than a brutal killer; he murders a man’s reputation, which is his soul.
