Things You THOUGHT You Heard Your Spouse Say

Correction " as I think you need"

 

"A marvelous bird is a pelican....
It's beak can hold more than it's belly can...
it can store food for a week
inside of it's beak...
sometimes I wonder how the hell he can"

 

I can't think of anything in particular right now, but my wife will routinely talk TO her phone, and sometimes to me at the same time, can get real confusing esp if I'm sposed to be listening but not sure, and I only get half the story cause the other half of the story is whatever she is lookin at on the phone...if that makes any sense, which most times it doesn't...you get the picture

 

We were on vacation last week at Hilton Head Island, and my wife actually DID say "look at the rack on that" a few times!!