Things from day's gone by...........................

Just during elementree school. After that, he wood spruce himself up and became more poplar.

 

You wood come up with that to just try and stump me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You need to BRANCH out and LEAF it all behind !!!!!!!!

 

Just like you, it must be ingrained in me!

 

Geez...I'm not even as old as y'all and I remember having a rotary dial phone...heck we even still had a party line when I was little.
It was a little newer than the one it in the picture, but we had a sweeper like that too...

 

Yoop, me thinks we've figured out your problem......................





Lexophile describes those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," or "To write with a broken pencil is pointless" An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile.


This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.


No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

When chemists die, they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

 

I wish I had a better memory! Heck, even If I could remember a couple of those!

 

Butter knife for me...still have the knife...it has a chunk burnt out of the end of it!

 

So........you started a welding career at a very early age?

 

Yeah,............ he tried to learn how to melt & bond metal to skin................................. "CHURNED" up all kinds of excitement!!!!!!!!

 

I haven't got to the end yet but if no one mentioned it I think you are referring to Mumblety-peg. There is a few youtubes about it.

 

When one lives so far out of town and away from civilization where cell phones don't work, land lines are a good idea. Wood heat and Ramen noodles are a must have, also.

 

The way we played it was more like chicken , you start out with your feet spread out , Other person throws the knife into the ground Between Your feet Then you move One foot up to The knife , You keep doing that until your feet are Closer together see how close you can get before you chicken out or till you get stabbed in the foot.
The goal for us mostly, was to see how well you can throw the knife and not stick The other person in the foot

We used to play it with our homemade Spears too until my friend got one stuck right through the side of his shoe and scraped his foot up

 

Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging 7 cents just to mail a letter?






If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00,

Nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.

 

When I first started driving, who would have thought Gas would someday cost 25 cents a gallon? Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.





I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They're even making electric typewriters now.

 

It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.



It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.

 

I'm afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.





Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to government.

 

The fast food restaurant is convenient for a quick meal, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.





There is no sense going on short trips any more for a weekend. It costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay in a hotel.

 

No one can afford to be sick anymore. At $15.00 a day in the hospital, it's too rich for my blood.




If they think I'll pay 30 cents for a haircut, forget it.





The year was 1955