Reminds me of a story about my neighbor Bob. Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was terribly angry. She told him "tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!" The next morning Bob got up early enough for work and when his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box, gift wrapped, in the middle of the driveway. She put on her robe and ran out into the driveway and brought the box inside the house. She opened it up and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since last Tuesday.
Reminds me of MY friend Bob. Got his wife a very sheer nightgown, rather spendy, and very comfortable. The next morning, she wanted to model it for him, but found the size she'd requested was a bit small. So she went out on the balcony without it, perhaps he would not notice. She asked him how it looked, and he replied that it was fine, but that for $300 you'd think they would have ironed out all the wrinkles. He never heard the shot. Sca
