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The Colonoscopy Thread....

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by golf66, Jan 15, 2018.

  1. wildwest

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    :rofl: :lol: Blazing Saddles scene in that recovery room :salute:
     
  2. MikeSs

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    Actually it was golf66 as the OP, not bk.

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    Right, but knowing Beetle-Kill, he might want to sign up for the procedure just for chits and giggles....:eek:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    I was wondering just how Beetle-Kill got dragged into this!
     
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    Smile and ask for an 8x11 copy.

    The hospital process is easy.

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    By his......:whistle:

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    I've had 16 endoscopes and 6 colonoscopys since 2012! Yeah! I feel your pain! :whistle::headbang: I also had esophagus cancer to contend with which was caught early and I beat it. "TRUST ME", it isn't so bad then the alternative.
    Pushing up daisies doesn't sound like much fun! I have another endoscopy/colonoscopy together coming up in March.
     
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    Just completed and got the results of an endo myself.

    Good luck this March!
     
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    Yeah, but you're funny! :D
     
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    Sorry as I was wishing him luck I saw that someone mentioned Beetle-Kill when I was posting and that's who I thought was getting the scope!:rofl: :lol: Hind (end) sight 20/20 I just should of looked back at the first post to see who this was all about I couldn't remember :startled::doh:!:emb: :rofl: :lol:
     
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    No good explanation.

    How are you today golf66 ?
     
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    20% of your posts are all about you ripping them! Is this how it's going to be going forward?
    Welcome to club!
     
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    Good luck in March, Dave.

    My wife has to get about three endoscopes this year. They need to band veins that are enlarged in her esophagus. It takes a few times. Had one done already.

    She is also a cancer survivor. We know what you mean about the alternative.
     
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    It turned out to be no big deal. The anesthesiologist was cool and accommodated my request to be completely knocked out before anyone looked at my @$$. Next thing I knew, the doctor is showing me a photo of a small polyp that was removed. It was awesome as they pump your intestines full of air and I got to blast epic farts for about 20 minutes after waking up. No dietary restrictions and after discharge, I ate two double cheeseburgers. Food good, no food bad.
     
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    "Epic farts" :rofl: :lol:

    Coffee doesn't taste good coming thru my nose just in case you wondered :)
     
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    See, I don't remember having gas/farts last year when I went thru this. Maybe it's a guy thing? Maybe since I was seeing a super special sub-specialist who was much better than ya'll'z doc? Maybe it is my selective memory (which usually only remembers bad things)? :confused:
     
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    Everyone here knows ladies do not pass gas...............................
     
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