Thanksgiving dinner

I've learned that at most get togethers at someone else's house to take small potions to see if it's any good.

 

To take small potions? C'mon Jack, it's a family friendly site.

 

Yeah either that or you can always "accidentally" knock your plate off the table, spilling the food on the floor. can't make it too obvious though.

One other thing you can do is bring a plastic bag hidden in your pocket. If the food is inedible, you carefully get it out and open it under the table. Then you point out the window and say "hey look, it's David Hasselhoff." When everyone turns to look you scoop the food into the bag.

 

Must be my southern accent