I fully agree with your dad! There is not enough time in a day now. What would I do if I had to hold down a regular job?
Have medical appointment drives the next two days. supposed to rain on the weekend so the muck factor should only get worse. On the topic of the WP's, for sure they can make the chips fly, especially when they teach the two or three off spring how to food hunt, but that's nature..............
Here are a couple of pics of a poplar that had been attacked by one of those pileated wood peckers. Notice all of the chips on the ground.