Wonder if there will be any pictures of him splitting that ash wide open.. You probably won't have to hit your sisters ash very hard when it's time. But you will have to eventually bury the axe, in your sisters ash.
Some of you have suggested axes. Machine only here. Which reminds me seeing as we are into humor. If you haven’t met the machine it’s worth it. A true albeit I’m sure embellished story. Should add a language and content warning. Ahh you’ve made it this far might as well crest the hill.
Only mentioning the axe because it could be used for humor. I’m not sure how to tie in a hydro with all the funsies. Hmmm... let me think on it. Your sisters ash must be pretty tight if you need a gas motor and hydraulics to split it. That’s a start.
No problem here. Just figured the adults were close to putting us to bed without dinner And they certainly would if I supplied links. LOL