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My sisters ash.

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  1. The Wood Wolverine

    The Wood Wolverine

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    Wonder if there will be any pictures of him splitting that ash wide open.. :eek:

    You probably won't have to hit your sisters ash very hard when it's time. :jaw: But you will have to eventually bury the axe, in your sisters ash. :doh:
     
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    Your sisters ash is soooo big it took 3 loads to bring it home.! Hehehe
     
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    Well, I hear some places like to keep it in the family...did I hear banjos...:eek:...
     
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    Hey now, it gets colder up there, he has to snuggle with what he can find.
     
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  5. jo191145

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    Some of you have suggested axes. Machine only here.
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    Which reminds me seeing as we are into humor. If you haven’t met the machine it’s worth it. A true albeit I’m sure embellished story.
    Should add a language and content warning. Ahh you’ve made it this far might as well crest the hill.
     
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  6. The Wood Wolverine

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    Only mentioning the axe because it could be used for humor. :smoke: I’m not sure how to tie in a hydro with all the funsies. Hmmm... let me think on it. :whistle:

    Your sisters ash must be pretty tight if you need a gas motor and hydraulics to split it.


    That’s a start. :rofl: :lol: :picard:
     
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  7. jo191145

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    There are websites I could direct you too but we’ve gone far enough already ;) :)
     
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    Sorry.. I got carried away. :zip:
     
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    No ya didn't! The Sisters Ash did...:smoke::coldone:
     
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    :rofl: :lol: :thumbs::thumbs:
     
  11. jo191145

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    No problem here. Just figured the adults were close to putting us to bed without dinner ;) :)
    And they certainly would if I supplied links. LOL
     
  12. My IS heats my home

    My IS heats my home

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    Like the way you said that.
     
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