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Money Laundering

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by buZZsaw BRAD, Sep 2, 2022.

  1. buZZsaw BRAD

    buZZsaw BRAD

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    Hits me like a ton of bricks this morning that i threw my work pants in the wash when i changed in the laundry room last night and COMPLETELY forgot i had cash in my pocket for a wood delivery i made yesterday. :eek: I opened the dryer and a couple rolled up $20's fell out. Rummaged through i was able to find them all...nice and squeaky clean! :doh: Just have to iron them all now!

    Please dont turn me in! :rofl: :lol:
     
  2. yooperdave

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    Your "wood sale" didn't involve a Chinese operative now did it? :sherlock:

    Guess you could always take up finger (thumb?) painting as a sideline! :whistle:
     
  3. buzz-saw

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  4. yooperdave

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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
  5. buzz-saw

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    Right up your alley Dave :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
  6. yooperdave

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    Nope, more like that one from "the kangaroo state". Looks like it has plumbing issues.
     
  7. The Wood Wolverine

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    What the heck did I just see. o_O
     
  8. buzz-saw

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    Just havin fun with you !!!
     
  9. MikeInMa

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    Gee Brad, lucky you were the one doing the laundry. It could have become a new chapter of finders-keepers!
     
  10. tree killer

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    It’s not only fully acceptable now but promoted starting in kindergarten.
     
  11. thewoodlands

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  12. jrider

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    Good thing our paper money isn’t really paper…
     
  13. Eric Wanderweg

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    Well Brad, if we don’t hear from you ever again I’ll assume one of the 87,000 new armed recruits came for you in the small hours of the night. It’s been a good run pal :whistle:
     
  14. brenndatomu

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    I know you are joking around...but I think you are getting a little too close to the truth...with an army like that they will be picking returns apart...people with side hustles, like a lil roadside firewood stand, will be targeted, IMO.
     
  15. Eric Wanderweg

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    Half joking. They didn’t hire a small army for a dog and pony show. It’ll be really interesting to see who they end up going after, and for what. Undercover agents busting up yard sales? Craigslist transactions? I’m not convinced they need all that muscle/firepower to go after the top 2%. With that I’ll zip it.
     
  16. tree killer

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    More irs agents than the army national guard now or when they hire the 87,000 new ones. Purchased lots of ammo too in the last year. Never knew the irs carried.
     
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    Meanwhile Hunter Biden.........
     
  18. tree killer

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    Nothing to see here so says cnn PMSNBC and such
     
  19. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Im surprised no one tried to put my face on "her" :rofl: :lol: :picard:

    BTW: does anyone know someone with a corded phone anymore?
     
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  20. Erik B

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    Actually, buZZsaw BRAD is in a much better place, health wise. With all of the talk of paper money being contaminated with all kinds of drugs, with his money being laundered, it is now much safer for him to handle.:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::hair::hair:
    Way to go buddy.:handshake: