I wear camo cargo shorts and boots. My wife hates it and says I look like a park ranger. I say thats fine everyone thinks thats what a forester is anyway (I am a forester). . Thats like a joke among foresters when youbhet together. Those who dont know what we do call us all park rangers or forest rangers. Sure some are both of those as well as a forester...but not most of us
Putting my detective hat on, you were having morning coffee, looking out the windows at what the neighbors were doing, saw goofy guy that thinks all OPE is disposable throw the saw in trash, you being the handy hoarder you are threw on a robe and slippers and picked it like a winning lotto ticket. While neighbor saw crazy saw/woodhoarder guy in bathrobe digging through his trash for a "junk" saw. I know I'm right cause I've been in those slippers.