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Irreverent but clean jokes, let's hear them.

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by Greenstick, Feb 19, 2022.

  1. Backwoods Savage

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    Everyone can give pleasure is some way. For example, one person may do it by entering a room while another may give it by leaving. The same can be said about speaking.


    Those who agree with us may not be right, but we still admire their intelligence.
     
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    The German word for brassiere, is Haltzemfrumfloppin!
     
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    Perhaps they are right that “clothes makes the man.” Naked people have no influence on society.
     
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    Do you really think that nature made prunes more healthful than strawberries?
     
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    Man made prunes.....nature made plums! :handshake:
     
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    Why don't North Dakotans have ice cubes?.....................The old lady that had the recipe died.
     
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    Hi diddle diddle, I’m watching my middle
    And hoping to whittle it soon.
    But eating’s so much fun, that it may not get done,
    Till my dish runs away with my spoon.
     
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    Teacher: Johnny what did you do over the summer?
    Johnny: Killed a squirrel, I shot him in the azz.
    Teacher: Johnny that is rectum!
    Johnny: Wrecked him hell, I shot him right in the azz.

    Gary
     
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    The German word for being constipated. Farfrumpoopin!
     
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    Some booze was spilled on the bar room floor
    And the place was closed for the night.
    A mouse crept in through a hole in the door,
    And sat in the pale moon light.
    It lapped up the booze it found on the floor;
    Then back on his haunches he sat.
    And all night long you could hear him roar,
    “Bring on your #%*@#**(! cat!”