Irreverent but clean jokes, let's hear them.

Everyone can give pleasure is some way. For example, one person may do it by entering a room while another may give it by leaving. The same can be said about speaking.


Those who agree with us may not be right, but we still admire their intelligence.

 

Perhaps they are right that “clothes makes the man.” Naked people have no influence on society.

 

Do you really think that nature made prunes more healthful than strawberries?

 

Hi diddle diddle, I’m watching my middle
And hoping to whittle it soon.
But eating’s so much fun, that it may not get done,
Till my dish runs away with my spoon.

 

Some booze was spilled on the bar room floor
And the place was closed for the night.
A mouse crept in through a hole in the door,
And sat in the pale moon light.
It lapped up the booze it found on the floor;
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long you could hear him roar,
“Bring on your #%*@#**(! cat!”