Bacon IS the future. You can stuff the Soylent Green. Oh, and I am not permitted to speak about Veganism.
I always ignore anyone whose suspenders don't match. Chvymn99 you picked a good example of a non conformer.
I think I saw some like that in a TV show once, but where? Duct tape comes to mind, "if your wife doesn't find you handsome, at least she'll find you handy!"
"I ask you this, in the course of any normal/natural occurring conversation, doesn't the topic always seem to drift a bit anyway?" ... so, like I was sayin'... umm... snort... ... ... ... ... ummm... wait... what?
When I come to a fork in the road I figure somebody has already eaten the food so no use in stopping.
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