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  1. artc

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    this guy did not even get to drink his case of brewski's!

    Subject: HUSBAND DOWN

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    A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.

    The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

    "They're on sale, only $20 for 24 cans" he replies.

    "Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife.

    They carry on shopping. A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

    "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price."

    That's him, there in Aisle 5.
     
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    is that will711? :rofl: :lol:
     
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    I may look stupid , but I ain't that stupid to say something like that to my Honey :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Me neither! Might be IHP................ :whistle:
     
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    OK, lets be honest here.....you're both afraid of :heidi:
     
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    Yep! :p
     
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    Pete more like , sleep on the couch and the only sex you get is Rosey palm , for the next several months :whistle::whistle:
     
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    You talking about Mary Hand and her five sisters? :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Shes got a lot of AKA's , but never has a headache :thumbs::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    , just don't use butter flavored
     
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    well, ole Rosey doesn't talk back, and you don't have to buy her dinner and a movie......
     
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