In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

Hoarders Unabridged Dictionary

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by Grizzly Adam, Aug 2, 2014.

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  1. Backwoods Savage

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    New wood burner: One who cuts his wood in November and December and still runs out in early February. His wife is also sick of the mess by then and don't like that creosote smelling air in the house.
     
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    Young wood burner: A youth who lifts logs to show off for all the local women and then becomes crippled by 30 from over working his back.
     
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    Sonofa^$@$Dam)*^#!$^%S#!T = Gum tree!
     
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  4. chris

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    FAD- firewood acquisition disorder
     
    chris, Aug 3, 2014
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    And here I always thoght it was Elm!
     
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    I will second that.
     
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    WeldrDave Military Outpost Moderator

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    Na, there is another adverb for elm….o_O:whistle:
     
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    Ya ditch the s45) on the way home or short form dtsotwh. :whistle: I totally made that up just now! Guess that means I need a beer...:cheers::rofl: :lol:
     
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    CAAD - Chainsaw Accessory Acquisition Disease
     
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